Commissioners

SuperCommish

SuperCommish is the leader of the Super Commissioners, essentially the Commish of all Commissioners. He stands for stern prosperity. Even in a time of economic crisis, he understands that fantasy football is still a prosperous venture.

He oversees all Super Commissioners to ensure the integrity of all tournaments are maintained at the highest level.  SuperCommish’s global vision is turning inward in shaping and connecting local businesses and organizations to a world-wide social network of fantasy ballers.

As the son of a small town farmer from Kettleman City, SuperCommish has transcended into a league of his own as the leader of the high ruling Super Commissioners. 

LadyCommish

LadyCommish is the queen of the Super Commissioners. She’s the most resourceful of all Super Commissioners. Her intellect and cunning wit are second to none. With her candidness and effervescence she has no trouble managing multiple tournaments.

She always chooses her tournaments with careful consideration. She’s always present to assist SuperCommish as needed, but if left up to her she would inhabit as many tournaments with her presence and move between tournaments as much as possible.

LadyCommish stands for poise and fairness. She understands the importance of fantasy football to her contestants. As the queen of all Super Commissioners, she ensures customer service for all tournaments are maintained at the highest level.

Coming from Ontario, LadyCommish subscribes to SuperCommish’s global vision of shaping local businesses and organizations into a world-wide social network of fantasy ballers. 

Crunch

Crunch, the analytical one and the SuperCommish’s right-hand ape means business when it comes to discovering empirical data to define the past, present, and future. This grey-haired silverback from the cloud forest stands for truth through numbers, and he understands the importance of accurate statistical data for all Fantasy Ballers.

As Samuel Clemens once wrote, “History does not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.” Crunch is no poet, but he knows a little bit about history and evaluating numerical facts in order to wade through the fog. Crunch normally starts with a bird’s eye view in his analysis, but he’s not afraid to go the distance to discover the information that really counts for Fantasy Ballers.

Crunch hails from the Uganda's Bwindi Impenetrable National Park. As impenetrable the Bwindi National Park, so is Crunch’s analysis; errors don’t escape this mountain gorilla easily. As with the LadyCommish, Crunch also subscribes to the SuperCommish’s global vision of shaping local businesses and organizations into a world-wide social network of fantasy ballers.

Gilly

Looking for some comic relief in an abysmal fantasy season, well you can count on Gilly.  His mocking, yet edgy and observant humor is typically just what the league ordered.  So don’t go drafting a place kicker in the early rounds and by all means make sure you know how to pronounce your player’s name, because rookie fantasy mistakes don’t go unnoticed around Gilly!  

The loudest of the bunch, Gilly routinely captivates the rest of the  Super Commissioners with his logically sarcastic commentary, "Except maybe for Crunch…heh."  

Anyhow, don’t let Gilly’s vocals fool you, he is as intelligent as any primate.  He is always seeking the facts and not the statistics…"Ahhhhh, another Samuel Clemens quote, or was that a Mark Twain quote?"

Raised by humans in Rhineland Pfalz, Germany (yes Germany), Gilly brings his analytical prowess to the table every game day.  He gains his strength from his truth in reporting as well as the size of his network and never from any despondent critics. 

You can always count on Gilly to point out the gorilla in the room!  "Pssst, he's right above me on this page."